You'll barely notice me. That's the point.

1. We pick a neighbourhood. Nyhavn and Nordhavn are the obvious ones. Christianshavn, Refshaleøen and the harbour baths usually work better with children — I'll suggest what fits your days.
2. You do what you were going to do anyway. Walk, eat, argue about where to eat. I stay ten metres back with a long lens. No posing, no standing still.
3. 20–30 edited photos within ten days. Chosen, not dumped — a private gallery you can download and share. Print files included, no extra charge.

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• One person arranges it. Everyone else finds out when it happens.
• Whoever books signs a consent form beforehand. The other adults sign once the surprise is out, before anything is shared or used anywhere.
• Same delivery as a normal session — 20–30 edited photos within ten days.

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The short list — free

• 26 places worth taking small children: the playgrounds that are actually good, the sheep at the Amager nature centre, the harbour baths that work with non-swimmers.
• A Google My Maps link. Opens on your phone, works offline once you've saved it.

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The full map — 69 DKK

Everything above, and the part that's hard to find out:

• 100+ places in layers you can switch on and off.
• Where the free toilets and changing tables are. Which cafés a pushchair fits through the door of.
• Three rainy-day plans, because it will rain.
• Day routes by neighbourhood — walk it in order and you don't have to think.

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